Citati iz stranih filmova..

[yige_gui]

evo naisla sam na :too: citat iz Trainspottinga..

>>Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future.

Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?<< 8)

[SQUAW]

Prepoznacete scenu, Pulp Fiction...

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

Koja prica! :lol: :hahaha: :too:

[greco]

Prepoznacete scenu, Pulp Fiction...

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

Koja prica! :lol: :hahaha: :too:

Bravo!! :smeh: Lud sam za tim filmom. Ekipa nije normalna, a Christopher Walken je fenomenalan (kao i uvijek). 8)

[irnik]

Evo jedan citat iz Taxiste:

Are you talking to me? There's nobody else, you must be talking to me.
Who the hell you think...

[greco]

Evo jedan citat iz Taxiste:

Are you talking to me? There's nobody else, you must be talking to me.
Who the hell you think...


http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/5884/tax225ju.jpg http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/8919/tax230jq.jpg

...I'm faster than you are, mother fucker! 8)

[SQUAW]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/315/2544547az.th.jpg (http://img221.imageshack.us/my.php?image=2544547az.jpg)

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

[gogothegreat]

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/4586/fifthelement12cj.jpg
Sir, are you classiffied as human?

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/6905/fifthelement23xw.jpg
Negative! I am a meat popsicle. :smeh: :smeh: :smeh:

[SQUAW]

http://articles.closeup.de/large/P/P501345.JPG

If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya. :ok:

[swba]

http://www.cineclub.de/images/2005/07/madagascar-1.jpg


Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend?

[SQUAW]

http://hem.passagen.se/itma/bildrod/4tedbarn.jpg
http://onlygoodmovies.net/movies/comedy_reviews/comedy_art/fourrooms_06.jpg


Well, most recently, there's room 309, there's this scary Mexican gangster dude poking his finger in my chest. There's his hooligan kids snapping their fingers at me. There's a putrid, rotting corpse of a dead whore stuck in the springs of the bed. There's rooms blazing afire. There's a big fat needle from God knows where, stuck in my leg, infecting me with God knows what. And finally there's me, walking out the door, right fucking now. Buenas noches.

[Meggy]

Posto sam se ja vec ispucala na drugoj (pogresnoj :lol: ) temi, da se ne ponavljam: http://www.vojvodinacafe.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1950&postcount=7 (drugi deo posta :fijuk: )

[Mater Vetru]

Joe Hallenbeck: The sky is blue, water is wet, women have secrets.
***
Joe Hallenbeck: This is the nineties. You don't just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first.
***
Milo: You think you are so fucking cool, don't you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain...
Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.
***
[Joe has just found out that Mike was sleeping with his wife]
Mike Mathews: Look Joe, it just happened.
Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, it just happened. Could happen to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife. "Oops, I'm sorry, Mrs. H, I guess this just isn't my week".

The Last Boy Scout :ok:

[SQUAW]

http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/Means.jpg

Great Spirit, Maker of All Life. A warrior goes to you swift and straight as an arrow shot into the sun. Welcome him and let him take his place at the council fire of my people. He is Uncas, my son. Tell them to be patient and ask death for speed; for they are all there but one - I, Chingachgook - Last of the Mohicans.

[SQUAW]

We have only one thing to give up. Our dominion. We don't own the world. We're not kings yet. Not gods. Can we give that up? Too precious, all that control? Too tempting, being a god?

http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/1999/Jun-04-Fri-1999/photos/instinct.jpg

You were right, freedom is not just a dream, it's there, beyond those fences that we build all by ourselves.

[irnik]

"Prvo cu da ga bijem a posle cu da ga karam" :osmeh:


iz Lionheart (1990) sa Jean Claude Van Dam-om

[valter]

-You are not a god ! Go ahed end find aut ! -
-bili D kid-

[SQUAW]

http://chimera.ozersk.ru/images/other/adeptic/video/Scent%20of%20a%20woman/Scent%20of%20a%20woman%20CD2_screen_00.jpg


Ooh, but I still smell her. Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.

[SansRomantic]

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/5699/casablanca14mr.jpg
Poslednja scena filma Casablanca:

-Lui, I think this is a beggining of beautiful friendship.

[LilShizle]

Meni je Definitivno iz Forrest Gump-a, ona scena na klupi i rečenica:

"Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get. "

[LilShizle]

"We can change 10 000 times at the blink of an eye and still the only thing we worry about
Is how to really screw things up "

[vlado]

"Elvis has left the building":smoke:
http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/independence-day/independence-day-poster05.jpg

[LilShizle]

I always tell the truth even when I lie... :osmeh:

[serbedzija]

Ne zaboraviti Reta Batlera:
Frankly,my dear, I don't give a damn!
:cesces:

[SQUAW]

http://kino.ural.ru/images/movies/city_of_angels_1.jpg

I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One.

[eboye]

"Why do you think people believe in God? It's because they want to. It's not easy living in this rotten world. There is nothing certain while living on in this world. You get it? God didn't create humans. Humans created God."
- Cowboy Bebop

http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/2193/top2433d76tf8.jpg

[Lillith]

That though the radiance which was once so bright be now forever taken from my sight.
Though nothing can bring back the hour of splendor in the grass, glory in the flower. We will grieve not, rather find strength in what remains behind.

William Wordsworth

Film ''Sjaj u travi'':)

[SQUAW]

http://perso.orange.fr/argot/picture/irule.jpg


I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday.

[Lillith]

Pobjegla nevjesta

Ike Graham: [on the perfect proposal] Look, I guarantee there'll be tough times. I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us is gonna want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life, because I know, in my heart, you're the only one for me.

[SQUAW]

Robert the Bruce: Lands, titles, men, power... nothing.
Robert's Father: Nothing?
Robert the Bruce: I have nothing. Men fight for me because if they do not, I throw them off my land and I starve their wives and children. Those men who bled the ground red at Falkirk fought for William Wallace. He fights for something that I never had. And I took it from him, when I betrayed him. I saw it in his face on the battlefield and it's tearing me apart.
Robert's Father: All men betray. All lose heart.
Robert the Bruce: I don't want to lose heart. I want to believe as he does.

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Mel-Gibson---Braveheart-Photograph-C12147990.jpeg

"Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least for a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM! "

[Papak]

As Good as It Gets (1997)

Melvin Udall: I've got a really great compliment for you, and it's true.
Carol Connelly: I'm so afraid you're about to say something awful.
Melvin Udall: Don't be pessimistic, it's not your style. Okay, here I go: Clearly, a mistake. I've got this, what - ailment? My doctor, a shrink that I used to go to all the time, he says that in fifty or sixty percent of the cases, a pill really helps. I *hate* pills, very dangerous thing, pills. Hate. I'm using the word "hate" here, about pills. Hate. My compliment is, that night when you came over and told me that you would never... well, you were there, you know what you said. Well, my compliment to you is, the next morning, I started taking the pills.
Carol Connelly: I don't quite get how that's a compliment for me.
Melvin Udall: You make me want to be a better man.
Carol Connelly: ...That's maybe the best compliment of my life.
Melvin Udall: Well, maybe I overshot a little, because I was aiming at just enough to keep you from walking out.

[Papak]

Rory Breaker: Is this some white cunts' joke that black cunts don't get? 'Cause I'm not fucking laughing Nicholas.

http://aimei.koook.com/photo/2006-08/1156397995834_l.jpg

[gerbes]

...everything about you reminds me of you...except you...

Gručo Marks Margareti Djumont u filmu "Dan na hipodromu" ("A Day at the Races")

[SQUAW]

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/bruce.JPG

Parting a soup is not a miracle, Bruce. It's a magic trick. A single mom who's working two jobs, and still finds time to take her son to soccer practice, that's a miracle. A teenager who says "no" to drugs and "yes" to an education, that's a miracle. People want me to do everything for them. What they don't realize is *they* have the power. You want to see a miracle, son? Be the miracle.

[gerbes]

Three Amigos

Chevy Chase igra Dusty Bottoms-a koji se muva na proslavi sa nekom Sinjoritom. Njihov razgovor ide ovako:

Signorita: Do you have a girlfriend, Dusty?
Dusty: Nah...we get so bussy, have no time for that...
Signorita: Have you ever kiss a girl?
Dusty: O, yes...Lots of times.
Signorita: Would you like to kiss me?
Dusty: O yeah, sure...
Signorita: Well?
Dusty: What now? Here?
Signorita: Well, we can go for a walk, then you can kiss me under veranda (underware under)?

Dusty: Lips will be fine...

E, sad kod poslednjeg dela najviše mi se sviđa jedan stari zagrebački ili sarajevski prevod, koji ide ovako:

Sinjorita: Hajde da se prošetamo pa me poljubi iza žbuna?
Dasti: ..Bolje u usta...

[SQUAW]

http://www.cqcapd.state.ny.us/Publications/DisAwarenessPast/images/as%20good%20as%20it%20gets.jpg


Carol (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000166/): When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke. :smeh:

Carol (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000166/): Do you want to dance?
Melvin Udall (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000197/): I've been thinking about that for a while.
Carol (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000166/): [standing up] Well?
Melvin Udall (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000197/): No.

Melvin Udall (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000197/): Judging from your eyes, I'd say you were fifty.
Carol (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000166/): Judging from your eyes, I'd say you were kind, so so much for eyes.

Melvin Udall (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000197/): Did you have sex with her?
[Carol comes out of the bathroom]
Melvin Udall (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000197/): Oh, sorry. I didn't know she was here. Did you have sex with her? :hahaha:

[piquer]

Johnny Cage: You know, you gotta admire her. When she sets her mind on something...
Liu Kang: It's not her mind you're admiring.
Johnny Cage: Hm,It's true!
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Lord Rayden I have looked into their souls... and yours. One of you three with determine the outcome of the tournament. The fate of billions depends upon you. Heh, heh, heh!
[resigned]
Lord Rayden: Sorry.
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Don't worry, I've got a plan.
- Oh, I can't believe this! You are the most egotistical, self-deluded person I have ever met!
Yeah, well you forgot good looking. 8)
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Every mortal men has responbillity for own destiny ,why can't you ?
(Rayden to lui kang after death of Choe)

[robi]

I'm too old for this shit.............die hard 3.

[biterlemon]

Batty:
.......All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die.
.......................
Deckard:
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life, anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.
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BLADE RUNNER

[DrinChe]

"I spent my whole life trying not to be careless.
Women and children can be careless. But not men."
Don Vito Corleone

[Dejan B]

Kada naiđe ova scena u Gladijatoru mene podiđu žmarci:


COMMODUS: Your fame is well deserved, Spanian. I don't think there has ever been a gladiator to match you. As for this young man , he insists you are Hector reborn, or was it Hercules. Why doesn't the hero reveal himself and tell us all your real name. You do have a name...?

MAXIMUS: My name is gladiator.

COMMODUS: How dare you show your back to me. SLAVE! You will remove your helmet and tell me your name...

MAXIMUS: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the armies of the North, general of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next.

[Goga]

Are you talkin' to ME? mladi taksiste DeNiro

:uzbud:




Go ahead. Make my day 'prljavog Harryja'


:uzbud:


Borat u trgovini s oružjem sa svojim Make my day, Jew


:uzbud:

Here's lookin' at you, kid rekao je Bogart Ingrid Bergman posle we'll always have Paris u nezaboravnoj Casablanci

:uzbud:

Švarcenegerov I'll be back

:uzbud:

I'll have what she's having, rekla je starija gospođa nakon što je u prepunom restoranu Meg Ryan pokazala Billyju Crystalu kako žene glume orgazam.

:uzbud:

Forrest Gump sažeo je svoj neverojatan životni put u rečenici Life is like a box of chocolates...

:uzbud:

Cijeli Star Wars serijal protkan je jedijevskim May the force be with you tapšanjem.

:uzbud:

Jackov urlik za pamćenje You can't handle the truth! u Malo dobrih ljudi

:uzbud:

Sladunjavi You had me at hello iz Jerry Maguire Renee Zellwegger.

:uzbud:

[anjich]

"Da nemamo lose srece, ne bismo imali nikakve"
Bez vesla

[SQUAW]

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2708/bscap006iq7.jpg

Well, fuck you, too. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass! Fuck Jacob Elinsky, whining malcontent. Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. Fuck Naturelle Riviera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, fucking bitch. Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar sipping on club sodas, selling whisky to firemen, cheering the Bronx bombers. Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row-houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fucking ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place.

No. No, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all, and you threw it away, you dumb fuck!

- 25th Hour-

[silvia]

Scena u restoranu, kad se Pacino posvadjao sa Misel F.

"What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way! "


Scarface

[Kitty]

Film Grad anđela (City of Angels).

Nikolas Cage odgovara na pitanje da li je vredelo odreći se besmrtnosti zbog ljubavi i kaže:

I would rather have one breath of her hair, one kiss of her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One.


:( :( :(

[SQUAW]

http://users.aol.com/aleong1631/american1.gif



So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.'

- American history X -

[Invisibleman]

YouTube - Kelly's Heroes - Oddball Needs a Bridge

[broj310]

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff105/brshm/IMG_0206.jpg

[yige_gui]

iz mog omiljenog filma :too:

HB: I love you, Pumpkin.

P: I love you, Honey Bunny.

HB: Everybody be cool this is a robbery!

P: Any of you fuckin' pricks move and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you

:lol:

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Jules: Okay so, tell me again about the hash bars.

Vincent: Okey what do you want to know?

J: Well, hash is legal over there, right?

V: Yeah, It's legal but it ain't hundred percent legal, I mean, you just can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint and start puffin' away. They want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.

J: And those are the hash bars?

V: Yeah, It breaks down like this, ok, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it,
And if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, but...but that dosen't matter, 'cause, get a load of this; all right,
If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you.
I mean that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.

J: Oh, man, I'm goin', that's all there is to it. I'm fuckin' goin'.

V: I know, baby, you'd dig it the most.. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?

J: What?

V: It's the little differences. A lotta the same shit we got here, they got there, but there they're a little different.

J: Example ?

V: Alright, when you .... into a movie theatre in Amsterdam, you can buy beer. And I don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer
And in Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald's. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

J: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

V: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

J: What'd they call it?

V: They call it Royale with Cheese.

J: Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?

V: Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

J: Le big Mac ! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?

V: I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?

J: What?

V: Mayonnaise.

J: Goddamn!

V: I seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in it.

J: Uuccch!

:lol:

[Nenad_DPb]

'The day we stop lookin', Charlie, is the day we die.' - Al Pacino u filmu "Miris žene"

[NSdjanka]

"Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump's mom :ok:

[maski]

"Aziz! Light!"

peti element

[NSdjanka]

I believe there's a place where the restless souls wander, burdened by the weight of their own sadness. They wait for a chance to set the wrong things right. Only then can they be reunited with the ones they love. Sometimes, a crow shows them the way; because sometimes, love is stronger than death.
- from "City of Angels"

[yossarian]

Hannibal Lecter: You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed? Pure West Virginia. What's your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI.
Clarice Starling: You see a lot don't you doctor. Why don't you turn that high-powered perception at yourself and tell us what you see, or, maybe you're afraid to.

[NSdjanka]

Samantha: "I have to ask you a question. It's a good one so think about it. If two people love each other, but they just can't seem to get it together, when do you get to that point of enough is enough?"
Jerry: "Never."

from "The Mexican"

:)

[Buba Erdeljan]

"Is sex dirty?"

"Only if it's done right."

Woody Allen in "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex" (1972).

[Buba Erdeljan]

Tom Frost & Bill Lee

- They say you murdered your wife. Is that true?
- Who told you that?
- Word gets around.
- It wasn't murder. It was an accident.
- There are no accidents. For example, I've been killing my own wife slowly over a period of years.
- What?
- Well, not intentionally. I mean, on the level of conscious intention, it's insane, monstrous.
- But you do consciously know it. You just said it. We're discussing it.
- Not consciously. This is all happening telepathically, non-consciously.
- What do you mean?
- If you look carefully at my lips, you'll realize that I'm actually saying something else.
I'm not actually telling you about the several ways I'm gradually murdering Joan.


Ujedno i preporuka - The naked lunch (William S. Burroughs)

[SQUAW]

Charles Eastman: And now you speak of coercion. I don't understand.
Henry Dawes: If we don't put that land into the hands of individual Indians in five years- less-homesteaders and ranchers will demand it all... for nothing. The Indian must own his own piece of earth, Charles.
Charles Eastman: Did you know that there is no word in the Sioux language for that, sir?
Henry Dawes: For what?
Charles Eastman: To "own the earth." Not in any native language.
Henry Dawes: Well, then perhaps you should invent one.

"Bury my heart at Wounded Knee"

[zmax]

Don Juan DeMarco

- Undress!
- Kill me if you must.
- I am prepared to die,for I cannot go on living...knowing that i defiled the memory of the woman...who brought my manhood alive and made it sing.
- It sings?

[coolgirl]

Austin Powers...Mislim da je 3. dio.

Pricaju oni sa nekim japancem,pa ovaj prica na japanskom,pa nikako da se skontaju...
I na kraju ovaj japanac:Why don't I just speak english? :hahaha:

[Buba Erdeljan]

:)

YouTube - William S Burroughs on September Songs

[Buba Erdeljan]

Sinoć beše na TV-u:

"Sreća je kao Tour de France - dugo čekaš, brzo prodje"

Čudesna sudbina Amelije Pulen

[silvia]

Iz Tomb Raider - Angelina i negativac u velikoj dvorani u Rimu...

Lara: You tried to kill me!
The bad guy: I... didn't!
Lara: I said you TRIED! :ok:

[yossarian]

Из Џери Мегвајера:

JERRY
Can I ask you a question totally
unrelated to your career?

TIDWELL
Oh, we gonna be friends now?

JERRY
What do you know about dating a
single mother?

Tidwell warms to the personal question.

TIDWELL
Oh I know plenty. I was raised by
a single mother.

JERRY
Tell me, because it's been a
month, and she's about to take
another job in San Diego.

Tidwell is always happy to hold forth.

TIDWELL
First, single mothers don't
"date." They have been to the
circus, you know what I'm saying?
They have been to the puppet show
and they have seen the strings.
You love her?

JERRY
How do I know?

TIDWELL
You know when you know. It makes
you shivver, it eats at your
insides. You know?

JERRY
No, I don't know.

TIDWELL
Then you gotta have The Talk.

JERRY
But I sure don't like that she's
leaving.

TIDWELL
Well, that ain't fair to her. A
single mother, that's a sacred
thing, man.

103.


JERRY
The kid is amazing.

TIDWELL
(shaking head)
No. A real man does not shoplift
the "pooty" from a single mom.

JERRY
I didn't "shoplift the pooty." We
were thrown together and -- I mean
it's two mutual people who --
(a look)
Alright, I shoplifted the pooty.

TIDWELL
Shame on you. SHAME on you.

[Bad Company]

Film Dirty Harry
Clint Eastwood u ulozi inspektora Harold Francis Callahana


"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question:

[memento]

Rick: Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Casablanca

[NSdjanka]

*Ofelia: Many, many years ago in a sad, faraway land, there was an enormous mountain made of rough, black stone. At sunset, on top of that mountain, a magic rose blossomed every night that made whoever plucked it immortal. But no one dared go near it because its thorns were full of poison. Men talked amongst themselves about their fear of death, and pain, but never about the promise of eternal life. And every day, the rose wilted, unable to bequeath its gift to anyone... forgotten and lost at the top of that cold, dark mountain, forever alone, until the end of time.
*Ofelia: My name is Ofelia. Who are you?
Pan: Me? I've had so many names. Old names that only the wind and the trees can pronounce. I am the mountain, the forest and the earth. I am... I am a faun. Your most humble servant, Your Highness.

Laberinto Del Fauno (2006)

[chapi_unique]

You must know the power of the Dark Side !!! :hahaha:

Star Wars

[SQUAW]

When you need me, but do not want me, then I will stay.
When you want me, but do not need me, then I have to go.

Nanny McPhee

[starsica]

Gandalf: "Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life."

Lord of the Rings

[Bad Company]

..Do you think I'm cute Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?... Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face... Well, any f--king time, sweetheart!... Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three-f--king seconds to wipe that stupid-lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-f--k you!


http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e267/AndyR0507/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00701.jpg

[SQUAW]

William: [Spike is wearing Will's wetsuit] Can I ask you why you are wearing that?
Spike: Combination of factors. No clean clothes.
William: There never will be unless you actually *clean* your clothes.
Spike: Vicious circle. And I was rooting around in your things and found this and thought groovy. Kind of... spacy.

:smeh:

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/6886/bscap008xw2.jpg

Spike: There's something wrong with this yogurt.
William: Ah, that's not yogurt, that's mayonnaise...
Spike: Ah, right-o then.
[continues to eat it]

Notting Hill

[Bad Company]

Daryl Van Horne's (Jack Nicholson)

"...Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created...woman? Huh? No s--t! I really want to know...What's the matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Course He does. We all make mistakes! Of course when we make mistakes they call it evil! When God makes mistakes they call it nature! So what do you think? Women.

http://www.spout.com/ProductImages/t79638ra8y6.jpg

[Bad Company]

Travis Bickle's (Robert De Niro)

"All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take 'em to Harlem. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won't even take spooks. Don't make no difference to me"

http://www.8ball.co.uk/productimages/27137-2.jpg

[silvia]

Kill Bill 2

Bill : An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero
, and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker.
When he wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man.
And it is in that characteristic that Superman stands alone. Superman did not become Superman, Superman was born Superman.
When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S",
that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears, the glasses,
the business suit, that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent
is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, he's unsure of himself...
he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race.

[Bad Company]

Lt. Col. Kilgore's (Robert Duvall)

"You smell that? Do you smell that? ... Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like ... victory. Someday this war's gonna end ..."

http://www.vujer.com/material/filmer/apocalypse_now.jpg

[Bad Company]

Shirley (Brenda Vaccaro) VS 'Ratso' Rizzo (Dustin Hoffman)

Ratso: She's hooked.
Shirley: Like why, cowboy?
Ratso: I'd say she was good for ten bucks, but I'll ask for twenty.
Shirley: Why cowboy whore? Did you know we were gonna make it?
Ratso: So, uh, do you really want to do business?
Shirley: Who is he? (referring to Ratso) Don't tell me you two are a couple!
Gretel: Why are you laughing, Joe? Are you really a cowboy?
Joe: Well, I'll tell you the truth now. I ain't a real cowboy, but I am one helluva stud.
Ratso: A very expensive stud. And I happen to be his manager.
Shirley: Incidentally, how much is this gonna cost me?
Ratso: Twenty bucks.
Shirley: OK.
Ratso: And taxi fare for me.
Shirley: Oh, get lost, will ya?
Ratso: I agree, but for that service, I charge one buck taxi fare.

http://www.moviemaker.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/midnight-cowboy.jpg

[SQUAW]

Il Buono, il brutto, il cattivo

Tuco: There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting.


Annie Hall

[Alvy addresses a pair of strangers on the street]
Alvy Singer: Here, you look like a very happy couple, um, are you?
Female street stranger: Yeah.
Alvy Singer: Yeah? So, so, how do you account for it?
Female street stranger: Uh, I'm very shallow and empty and I have no ideas and nothing interesting to say.
Male street stranger: And I'm exactly the same way.
Alvy Singer: I see. Wow. That's very interesting. So you've managed to work out something?

[yossarian]

Carol Connelly: OK, we all have these terrible stories to get over, and you-...
Melvin Udall: It's not true. Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good.

As Good as It Gets (1997)

[Nenad_DPb]

"Jedna stvar u vezi buducnosti, svaki put kad je pogledate, menja se, jer ste je pogledali i to menja sve!"

"Jedan italijanski slikar je rekao da je lepota zbir delova koji su skupljeni tako da nista ne treba da im se dodaje ili oduzima ili menja... ti si takva. Ti si prelepa!"

Next - Nikolas Cage

[NSdjanka]

Vikont: Često se pitam kako ste uspeli da postanete takva.

Markiza: Nisam imala izbora, zar ne? Ja sam žena. Žene moraju biti daleko sposobnije od muškaraca. Možete uništiti naš ugled i naše živote sa svega par odabranih reči. I onda, naravno da sam morala izmisliti ne samo sebe... nego i načine za izlaz o kojima niko pre nije ni razmišljao. I uspela sam zato što sam oduvek znala da sam rođena da
dominiram vašim polom i osvetim moj.

Kada sam ušla u društvo, bilo mi je 15 godina. Znala sam da mi je uloga, na koju sam bila osuđena prvenstveno da ćutim i činim ono što mi je rečeno, dala savršenu priliku da slušam i posmatram. Ne ono što bi mi ljudi rekli...već sve ono što bi pokušali prikriti.
Uvežbavala sam odstojanje. Naučila sam kako da izgledam veselo dok bih ispod stola štipala ruke do bola. Postala sam... majstor obmane. Nisam žudila za zabavom već za znanjem. Savetovala sam se s najstrožim moralistima o tome kako se ponašati. Filozofima, da bih znala šta misliti. Čak i romanopiscima, ne bih li otkrila šta sebi mogu dopustiti. Na kraju sam sve to pomešala u jedno vrlo jednostavno načelo... pobedi ili umri.

Vikont: Vi ste, dakle, nepogrešivi?

Markiza: Ako želim muškarca, imam ga. Ali ako želi da se hvali, otkriće da ne može. To je cela priča.

Vikont: Bila je to i naša priča?

Markiza: Želela sam vas pre nego što smo se uopšte upoznali. Moje samopoštovanje je to zahtevalo. Kada ste počeli sa udvaranjem, tako sam vas želela. To je ujedno bio i jedini put kada je požuda bila jača od mene...

"Opasne veze"

[SQUAW]

Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.
[Takes a drink from the bucket]
Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.
Roy: I'm gonna brush my teeth.

YouTube - Kingpin &quot;Took the liberty of milking your cow&quot;

:hahaha:

[On smoking]
Ishmael: You should try to quit. They say its bad for your heart, your lungs. It quickens the aging process.
Roy: Who's done more research than the good people at the American Tobacco Industry? They say its harmless. Why would they lie? If you're dead, you can't smoke.

Kingpin

[Jerowen]

Kundun (rezija: M. Skorseze)

"May I be the doctor and the medicine, and may I be the nurse, for all sick beings in the world, until everyone is healed."
"May I be protector for those without one,
may I be a bridge, a boat, a ship, for all who wish to cross the water."
***
Reting Riponche (to Dalai Lama): Your job is simple. You are to love all living things. Just love them. Care for them. Have compassion for them. "As long as any living thing draws breath, wherever he shall be, there in compassion, shall the Buddha appear..."
***
(Chinese voice constantly hammering from the loud-speaker in the background.)
Dalai Lama: They have taken away our silence.
***
General Chiang: We are here to heal the people of Tibet. You need reform. We are here to liberate you!
Dalai Lama: No, Buddha is our physician, he will heal us. Wisdom and compassion will set us free.
(General Chiang gets up to leave in indignation)
Dalai Lama: You cannot liberate me, general Chiang. I can only liberate myself.
***
"I rejoice in the Awakening of the Buddhas, and also in the spiritual levels of their Sons... With folded hands, I beseech the Buddhas of all directions, to shine the lamp of Dharma, for all bewildered in the gloom of misery... With folded hands, I beseech the Buddhas who wish to pass away, to please remain, for countless eons, not to leave the world in darkness..."
***
Indian officer at the border: With all respect, but may I ask... who are you?
Dalai Lama: What you see before you is a man, a simple monk.
Indian officer: Are you the Lord Buddha?
Dalai Lama: I think I am a reflection, like the moon on water. When you see me and I try to be a good man, you see yourself.

[Jerowen]

Elizabeth: the Golden Age

Elizabeth: You will leave my presence, sir! Go back to Spain! Tell Philip that I don’t fear him, or his priests, or his armies!....
Spanish noble: You see a leaf fall, and you think you know which way the wind blows. But a wind is coming, madam, that will sweep away your pride!
Elizabeth: I too can command the wind, sir! I have a hurricane in me that will strip Spain bare, if you dare to try me!

The Last Samurai

Katsumoto: A perfect blossom is a rare thing… You could spend your whole life looking for one, and it would not be a wasted life.
(at the end, before he dies, looking at the blossoms in a cherry tree): They are all perfect.
***
Katsumoto: To know life in every breath. Every cup of tea. Every life we take. That is the way of the warrior.
***
Katsumoto: You believe a man can change his destiny?
Algren: I think a man does what he can, until his destiny is revealed.

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

Gary: So, who’s the Guv? Who’re we doing this for?
Barry: You’re doing it for me is all you need to know. You only know that because you need to know.
Gary: I see, one of those ‘on a need to know’ basis things, like a James Bond film, is it?
Barry: Careful, remember who’s giving you this job.
***
Bacon (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail): What’s that?
Samoan Jo: A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
Bacon: No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orangutan in that.
Samoan Jo: You want a pint, go to a pub.
Bacon: I thought this was a pub.
Samoan Jo: It’s a Samoan pub.
***
Eddy: We hit them as soon as they come back. We’ll be waiting and prepared for them. (pause) And they are armed.
Soap: What was that, armed? What do you mean, armed? Armed with what?
Eddy: Er, bad breath, colourful language, and a feather duster!... What do you think they’ll be armed with? Guns, you tit!
Soap: Guns?! You never said anything about guns! A minute ago, this was the safest job in the world, now it’s turning into a bad day in Bosnia!
***
Eddy: Bacon, see what we got.
Bacon: Jesus, there’s lots of everything. We’ve got god knows how much of this stinking weed; we’ve got a shitload of cash; and we’ve got a … traffic warden.
Tom: A what?
Bacon: A traffic warden. Look. (he holds up the warden’s hat)
Tom: Shit, Ed, we’ve got a traffic warden.
Bacon: I think he’s still alive. What did they want with a traffic warden?
Eddy: I dunno, but I don’t think we need him. Dump him at the lights.

[PersonaGrata]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfGJ1TXWngw


I mala napomena - film mi je jedan od najboljih ikad.

[Arthur Dent]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x214/arturdent/forumi/th_ODDBALL_SAYS.jpg (http://s185.photobucket.com/albums/x214/arturdent/forumi/?action=view&current=ODDBALL_SAYS.jpg)
Donald Saterlend (Donald Sutherland) u Kelijevim Herojima (Kelly's Heroes)
Oddball: " We see our role as primarily defensive in Nature. While our armies are advancing so fast and everybodies knocking themselves out to be heros we are holding ourselves in reserve. In case the Krouts mount a counter-offensive that threatens Paris or Maybe even New York. Then we can move in a stop them"

Donald i Teli Savalas - isti film
Kelly: "Who's your commanding officer"
Oddball: "He got decpaitated by a German 88 about three weeks ago. But, don't say your sorry hes been trying to get us killed ever since we landed at Omaha Beach it's Terrible"
CrapGame: "You see he hasn't reported him dead yet I've been collecting his whiskey"

i naravno, ne emituj negativne talase od ranog jutra, misli da će most biti tamo, i predivni most će se tamo nalaziti
Oddball: "Don't hit me with them negative waves so early in the morning." "Think That bridge will be there and it'll be there. It's a beautiful bridge and it's gonna be there"
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x214/arturdent/forumi/th_391177824_8ad97305c1.jpg (http://s185.photobucket.com/albums/x214/arturdent/forumi/?action=view&current=391177824_8ad97305c1.jpg)
nije film... serija, Sledž Hamer (Sledge Hammer)
i hamerova univerzalna rečenica primenljiva u svakoj situaciji

Trust me, I know what I'm doing!

[DBlica]

Det Sjunde inseglet, 1957 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050976/) a.k.a. The Seventh Seal a.k.a. Sedmi pečat by Ingmar Bergman



Blacksmith Plog: - Možda je volim.

Jöns: - Možda je voli! Slusaj ti jadni, zavedeni stvore! Ljubav je drugo ime za blud, prevaru i laž.

Blacksmith Plog: - Svejedno boli.

Jöns: - Ljubav je najgora od svih bolesti. Ali od nje se ne umire i obično brzo prođe.

Blacksmith Plog: - Moja ne prolazi.

Jöns: - Naravno da prolazi. Samo retke budale umiru zbog ljubavi. Ako je nešto savršeno na ovom svetu...to je ljubav u svojoj nesavršenosti.

Blacksmith Plog: - Ti si srećan što tako pričas...i što veruješ u svoje brbljarije.

Jöns: - Ko kaze da verujem? Volim da dam dobar savet.

[Jerowen]

The Shipping News
"We face up to the things we are afraid of, because we can't go round them."

City of Angels
"What good would wings be, if you couldn't feel the wind on your face?"

"Some things are true, whether you believe in them or not."

"When they ask me what I liked the best, I'll tell them it was you."

"—If you'd known this was going to happen, would you have done it?
"—I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss of her mouth, one touch of her hand, than an eternity without it. One."

Memoirs of a Geisha
"Water can carve its way even through stone. And when trapped, water makes a new path."

"At the temple, there is a poem called 'Loss' carved into the stone. It has three words. But the poet has scratched them out. You cannot read 'Loss'. Only feel it."

"The heart dies a slow death. Shedding each hope like leaves. Until one day there are none. No hopes. Nothing remains… She paints her face to hide her face. Her eyes are deep water. It is not for geisha to want. It is not for geisha to feel. Geisha is an artist of the floating world. She dances. She sings. She entertains you. Whatever you want. The rest is shadows. The rest is secret."

Kingdom of Heaven
"I put no stock in religion… I've seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination behold the will of God. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves. And goodness."

"A king may move a man, a father may claim a son, but remember that even though those that move you be kings or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God, you cannot say: 'But I was told by others to do thus.' Or that virtue was not convenient at the time. This will not suffice."

"—You were given a patch of land and it seems you would make a New Jerusalem here.
"—It is my land. Who would I be if I did not try to make it better?"

"—What is Jerusalem worth?
"—Nothing. Everything."