Let's talk about.....

[gogothegreat]

Well, this is what I call an excellent topic!
Oh teacher, my teacher, thanks for your words of praise! But, unlike you, I just LOVE to use the red pencil And, my oh my, ain't there A LOT of errors to correct!
So, let's start! (I shall ignore thee who use slang. Not that I'm against using slang, though, but as you see, miss she-mouse here was very strict about the rules! )

Mish kaže: Today is my sister birthday party. I prepare a gift for her, CD of Duo Moderato. I don't plan to stay late becouse I must go to work tommorow.

Today is my sister's birthday party. I've prepared a gift for her; it's a Duo Moderato's CD. I don't plan to stay late because I must go to work tomorrow.

I will skip here the BreadMaster's and Yige's (the Witch) really interesting language games!
As for my junior, I really can't think of any measures to improve his language skill besides , and

Bishop kaže: I wish to write here too..... but I dont have a slice idea what

You mean, you don't have the slightest idea?!

Mish kaže: Well, we are here to improve our knowledge of English, not just to use foreign language. So, let's try to write grammatical and orthographic correct.

I suppose you'd like if we tried to write grammatically and orthographically correct?!

Mish kaže: We are not allowed to leave grammar. As you know, using foreign language are prohibited by the rules of this forum. We have get the permission to go on with this topic but with one condition: We must do it correct, we must use this topic as the way of improving our knowledge. I will say it again: Please, respect the rules. Do it correctly.

We are not allowed to neglect the grammar. As you know, using foreign language is prohibited by the rules of this forum. We've got permission to go on with this topic, but only under one condition: We must do it correctly, we must use this topic to improve our knowledge.
I will say it again: Please, respect the rules. Do it correctly.
Warning! She-mouse, twice in this message you have incorrectly used the adjective "correct", instead of adverb "correctly"! Please, try to correct that in the future!

Džunior kaže: This is defalcation of gazette locality.

Squaw kaže: I've been inspecting my purse a little while ago and I discovered tones of things there... interesting findings no wonder I can't find a shit there when I'm searching for something inside in a hurry... what a chaos

Just a tiny little mistake there, mi dear Indian! I reckon that you've discovered tons, not tones of things, in your chaotic purse! Beside that, excellent and witty, as I have always expected from you!

All in all, if you allow me to express my comments about the language skills of the participants in this topic, I must say that the award for the best writing skills goes to... Squaw, of course (don't be jealous Oh teacher, my teacher! You simply don't qualify for competition here.)
As a general rule of thumb, I'd like to suggest to you all that it's a good idea to always use a Spelling and Grammar checking feature of Microsoft Word (or any other text editor, for that matter) when writing in English.

As far as I'm concerned, my plans for tonight are the same as for any other night: translate as many pages of those "click-me-here-and-there" types of computer books as possible, try to meet the deadlines, earn more money (will there ever be enough of it?), and, in the meanwhile, do some partybreaking, occasionally!

[Mish]

Gogo, I am now. I'll be better. In the meanwhile, use your red pencil, please.

[Meggy]

gogothegreat kaže: Oh teacher, my teacher, thanks for your words of praise!

You shouldn't get too excited 'bout this, I said it before you started getting on my nerves

partybreaker kaže: She-mouse kaže: We are not allowed to leave grammar. We are not allowed to neglect the grammar.

"Leave out" is OK too

partybreaker kaže: She-mouse kaže: we must use this topic as the way of improving our knowledge. we must use this topic to improve our knowledge.

What's wrong with "as a way of improving..."?

party... you know kaže: She-mouse, twice in this message you have incorrectly used the adjective "correct", instead of adverb "correctly"!

Something's wrong with the word order

Beside that, excellent and witty, as I have always expected from you!

Besides would be more precise here

[vlado]

Oh, oh , oh

Gogothegreat super genius (that he says )

partybreaker kaže: As for my junior, I really can't think of any measures to improve his language skill besides

... and another bull shits ..., just one answer...

Now, starts a action period of boring Gogo

p.s. When he read this....

[gogothegreat]

Meggy kaže: You shouldn't get too excited 'bout this, I said it before you started getting on my nerves

Never occurred to me that you were such a nervous person!

Meggy kaže: gogothegenius kaže: She-Mouse kaže: We are not allowed to leave grammar. We are not allowed to neglect the grammar. "Leave out" is OK too

I certainly do agree with you, but there's an "out" left out in the original sentence. Am I right, or am I right?

Meggy kaže: gogothegenius kaže: She-Mouse kaže: we must use this topic as the way of improving our knowledge. we must use this topic to improve our knowledge. What's wrong with "as a way of improving..."?

The use of definite article is improper in the original phrase. Besides, I think it's much better to simply use the infinitive form of "improve" here. Don't you agree?

Meggy kaže: gogo...u know what...thegreat kaže: She-mouse, twice in this message you have incorrectly used the adjective "correct", instead of adverb "correctly"! Something's wrong with the word order

Excellent, my dear! The correct form would be:
She-mouse, you have incorrectly used the adjective "correct", instead of adverb "correctly" twice in this message!
Don't be mad! I have intentionally made that mistake, just to see if you're paying attention!

Meggy kaže: gogo...u know what...thegreat kaže: Beside that, excellent and witty, as I have always expected from you! Besides would be more precise here

I partially disagree with this one. I admit that "beside that" is quite inappropriate here, but so is "besides" (I've just illustrated the correct use of "besides", a few paragraphs above!) In fact, "other than that" would be the most precise phrase to use here!

[Meggy]

Never occurred to me that you were such a nervous person!

On contraire... I'm very calm most of the time

I certainly do agree with you, but there's an "out" left out in the original sentence. Am I right, or am I right?

Yes, you're right, but you needn't have replaced it with another word

The use of definite article is improper in the original phrase. Besides, I think it's much better to simply use the infinitive form of "improve" here. Don't you agree?

I could also say "in order to improve", but it doesn't mean that the previous one was incorrect Both are ok, as far as I'm concerned.

Don't be mad! I have intentionally made that mistake, just to see if you're paying attention!

Bullshit. Paying attention is what I do every single day.
(and "you were paying attention"... right? )

I partially disagree with this one. I admit that "beside that" is quite inappropriate here, but so is "besides"

These two have similar meaning, but not the same... that was my point. "Besides" would be something like "in addition to...", and "beside" means "by" or "next to". Above all, their usage is not the same.

[gogothegreat]

Meggy kaže: On contraire... I'm very calm most of the time

Au contraire, ma cherie, au contraire... You can't mix two languages in one phrase!

Meggy kaže: Bullshit. Paying attention is what I do every single day. (and "you were paying attention"... right? )

Yeah, you're right! I wasn't paying enough attention while writing that one, I presume!
See, that's what I call a perfect English teacher - always paying attention and always bullshitting those whom she dislikes (temporarily, I hope)

Meggy kaže: Blah, blah, blah...

Okie dokie! You're the teacher, I'm the pupil. Teach me EVERYTHING you know!