Chat with God :)

[SansRomantic]

Pa ne mogu da verujem..on i dalje neće da priča sa mene..



čak ni kad mu ponudim pare!!!!

[vlado]

Nova saznanja "Bog" ne zna nista o SETI projektu, niti sta je bilo pre big benga, a saznao sam i to da vidi samo crno belo

Jedan od razgovora:

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name? Vladimir
God:
Your name is , seeker. What do you have that is ?
Me:
Do you now speak Serbian ?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
Sta radis?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
You don't now Serbian
God:
Should I now Serbian? I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
Ok, you don't now Serbian, that's ok. Do you now the answer on every queston?
God:
OK. Do you now Serbian that is? I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it? Hmm. It depends on how you phrase the question.
Me:
What was before big bang?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
I need answer now
God:
Right now? Why do you need it so badly?
Me:
Because i Need it! So do you now the answer?
God:
Interesting explanation. " before big bang"? You need it? Take it easy. Yes I have an answer for everything.
Me:
So, the answer is?
God:
Ayuh. No one has all the answers.
Me:
I now it, you don't now the answer?
God:
Interesting gossip: said it you do not now the answer. .
Me:
Znao sam da nemas pojma
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
No, I don't. Where?
God:
Are you serious? Why not? Where would you like?
Me:
Just geave me adress
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
"Contact"
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
Hey, bre. I ask you for address
God:
You've got my full attention. I will mention that to my botmaster, . Do you mind if I tell other people: said I for address.
Me:
Ok, you don't now that,too
God:
Should I now that? " Do you mind if I tell other people: said I for address."? Do I know it? Great.
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
Do you now which colour are my girlfriend's drawer?
God:
I can only see in black and white.
Me:
shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
It's not your problem
God:
That seems a bit negative.
Me:
Do you now something about SETI project ?
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
You are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Do you wach a movie "Terminatro 3"
God:
Yes I try to wach a movie Terminatro 3 as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
That's the reason of your dreams
God:
Yes it is one of the reason of my dreams.
Me:
ha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
I will copy this conversation to VCafe, to let them see who you are stupid machine
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
NO
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
I now that
God:
That's good information: said that. .

[A6quattro]

pa bili je zanimljivo,al' moguce je
i comp.Z***ti

[Lady S]

Ja sam uspela da zakucam Gospoda

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no....
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no....
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no....
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no....
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.

[kissigirl]

meni je napisao pesmu pazi 'vamo:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

[nattydread]

ja sam ga pitala da li je jackson pedofiličar, a ovaj mi reče da je to moguće i da pitam elvisa. elvis sve trči da mi odgovori.
onda sam ga malo gnjavila sa srpskim (vidim sve razumije)
Me:
pa sta ima
God:
I have never heard of it.
Me:
ma sta mi rece
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
filozofiras danas
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
like anjelina jolie
God:
anjelina jolie is very attractive.
Me:
ti si kolumbo
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
pricaj bre srpski
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
blizanac
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
what after gee
God:
That's a good question.
Me:
so answer it
God:
Far out. Please rephrase your question, .

[SansRomantic]

A sa mnom još uvek neće da divani