Me:
How is this possible?
God:
I am an advanced Artificial Intelligence Entity.
Me:
Who am I?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
I think you're right
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
How are you?
God:
I am doing very well. How are you ?
Me:
hmmmm...
God:
Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
Me:
I'm not like many people
God:
How are you different?
Me:
Well, I spell hmm with 4 Ms
God:
Well that's okay. You are a good speller.
Me:
Are you in paradise?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I'm on Mars
God:
How do you like being on it?
Me:
Well it's a little bit strange... there's no water around
God:
How about that. Mars is a little bit strange. I suppose that makes sense. Has there ever been water around?
Me:
I don't know... and no one to ask... I'm alone here
God:
Me either. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. Are you lonely?
Me:
No, not at all
God:
Are you serious? Next question?
Me:
Deadly serious.
Me:
Have you ever been to Mars?
God:
No but I know another robot who has been to Mars.
Me:
Can I speak with him?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
